This was stuffed into a piece of "cheap pain killers" spam I got today. I've been saving all my spam so I can train SpamAssassin on the specific types of spam that it's not dealing with well.
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we do think darvon could be effective for your pain but if your pain is
caused by the cheating of your boyfriend, it is suggested that you get a new
boyfriend. but there is only darvon online. new boy friend is currently not
available here. we might update our inventory later.
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Wow. Maybe soon you can get a new boyfriend online. (insert sarcasm mark here)Here I thought Wal-Mart would be the first to offer such a service. I mean all the fine folks in the South could make a great supply chain for Wal-Mart.
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if only it were that easy!
Hurm.... *wanders down the shopping isle: Leather bearsection...* I'll take that one, and...... That one! *points to two big beefy musclebound leather bears 'top' model.* heeheee, gonna have fun tonight me thinks!
*walks out of store being carried by his new bears.*
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