I can't believe this...

Steer's owner ticketed for "Excessive Mooing"

I mean really!

I want I really want to find now is one of those can like things that when you flip it over makes a "Moooo" sound. I'd put it on a slow spin outside the neighbor's window. Just to really push them over the edge.

You live next to a farm. They have cows. Cows moo.

You have two choices. Deal with it...or MOO-ve.